Have you ever had one of those days? I know we all have! Recently I had one
of those "nights".
Laura and I were home for the day (yay!) and I needed to make some cookies
for a church function the next evening. I was so happy, the cookie dough that I
had previously frozen and had thawed out perfectly. I thought to myself
"These snickerdoodles will be a breeze!"
The first batch of cookies I cooked a little
too long, they weren't burned but a little too brown (no big deal, I figured I
would send them to the babysitter's, the kids always love goodies). Of course
Laura was DYING to have a cookie. I threw some more cookies in the oven and
agreed that she could have one after her bath but before bed. We scurried up
the stairs and she took a quick bath.
As soon as I pulled her out of the bath I asked her to go to her room and
get her jammies on while I ran downstairs to pull the cookies out of the oven and
put a new batch in the oven. I accomplished my task and answered my phone while
I was downstairs. It was a friend of mine stating he was going to just drop
something off at my house real quick and leave it outside and I could grab it
when I didn't have my hands full (perfect!). I put my phone down and hustled
back upstairs.
Laura was being mischievous and silly and was hiding behind her bedroom
door, she then said "Mom, I peed!" What??? She had PEED on the
floor, seriously??!! I can't tell you the last time she did that! I instantly
walk into her room and closed the door so that I could get behind the door and
investigate the pee that is now on my carpet. Laura chimes in "The door is
locked". What, you have got to be kidding!! (Laura's door knob is
backwards so the lock is on the OUTSIDE of her room). We are locked IN her
room. I instantly ran to her bedroom window, opened and looked outside and
could see my friend who had just dropped off something driving away down the
road, there was no way I could flag him down!! So, there we were locked in her
room.
I knew my boyfriend was planning to be at my house around 8 but, things
change I knew I couldn't count on that. What did I end up doing? Well, first I
seriously contemplated attempting to wrap myself around the side of the house
and try to get on top of the garage which would of allowed me to lower myself
down on to the fence, and then get down and go to a neighbor's and call my
boyfriend to tell him to come let me in my house (every door in my house is
locked). But, I couldn't quite wrap myself around the side of the house and I
wasn't very keen on the idea of leaving Laura alone in her bedroom on the 2nd
floor with the window open.
So, PLAN B hang out of her window and try to get someone's attention!
FINALLY, after what seemed like an eternity I was able to flag down my
neighbor's boyfriend as he walked down the street. (I am sure he thought I was
a nut job) I explained the situation, he went home, got his phone and his
girlfriend and they called my boyfriend for me. Of course the minute she
explained the situation he (my boyfriend)
laughed and said he would be right there (who
wouldn't laugh?).
I also have a horrible stomach and was sick with anxiety I was DYING,
thinking that I may lose it at any moment!
Eventually, my boyfriend showed up and he let me out. Meanwhile, the cookies
in the oven were burned to a crisp and it took a good 4 days before the scent
of charcoal-esque snickerdoodles left my home. And the women at church the next
evening were served thawed out pre-made cookies that were sufficient but, not
my best. It is what it is :-)
Moral of the story, some nights you just have to laugh and go to bed (oh,
and text your girlfriends so that they can have a good laugh before they go to
bed).
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